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Searching for answers, local man Andrew Miller reportedly phrased all of his Google searches in the form of a question last week. Sources said that Miller, whose search queries included “did Russell Crowe star in 2009 thriller State of Play”, “what to watch after finishing 2009 thriller State of Play”, and “is Russell Crowe’s directorial debut The Water Diviner a good movie to watch with friends”, had continued this behavior in spite of numerous patronizing lessons from his children.
“We keep teaching him how to Google things and he says he understands,” said Miller’s children, “and then he goes and types ‘what are some of Russell Crowe’s best movies .com’ into the address bar. Dad just doesn’t get it.” At press time, Miller had posted a Facebook status that read: “where to buy cell phone belt holster for I Phone.”
