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When I think of the word America, I think of the Second Amendment. The Second Amendment guarantees my right to bear arms. I take advantage of that right. I take advantage of my freedoms, and sometimes I feel so free that I take my gun out of my gun closet and I fuck it.
I love my country, I love freedom, and I love sticking my dick into my gun and fucking it.
Living in the greatest country on Earth, it’s easy to forget that not everyone has the same freedoms we do. In lots of places, your vote doesn’t count, you can’t buy a gun and fuck it every night, and you aren’t allowed to practice your own religion. Each of these freedoms is as sacred as the last, and the second is my favorite.
It’s true there are risks associated with gun fucking, but that’s no reason the government should take away one of our fundamental rights. Besides, even if people weren’t allowed to legally fuck their guns, many would still find a way, probably through the black market. I shudder to think of an America where only criminals can fuck their guns. That is literally exactly what our founding fathers were trying to avoid.
In fact, allowing people to fuck their guns is actually good because it means those who know how to do it safely and for maximum enjoyment can teach the others so they don’t hurt themselves or damage their firearm. Although of course you should be free to fuck your gun any way you want.
Once again, it turns out the most sensible government policy is for all of them to mind their own goddamn business and let me fuck whatever I want.
It also doesn’t make sense to ban fucking guns with extended magazines but allow the fucking of sidearms and hunting rifles. Sure, I’m not going to go hunting with my semi-automatic, but I’m not going to fuck my hunting rifle. Are you crazy? I only keep my automatic weapon around because it turns me on to think of how many bullets there are in that one magazine. I’m sure you’d feel the same way as me. It’s like 15 bullets.
Ever heard of a thing called the Constitution? I have, and I haven’t read it but I know that it doesn’t say anything about fucking guns, so therefore that’s allowed.
Freedom means a lot of things to a lot of people, and it certainly doesn’t come free. Many valiant men and women have died for our freedoms, and since freedom means fucking my gun for me, that means that that’s what all those people died for. I’m sad that they died but I’m also glad they did because it means I get to keep fucking all the deadly weapons I own. I love this country.
