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Amy Klobuchar Fundraising Email Explains That If Every Supporter Gave Just One Dollar, Amy Would Have Fifteen More Dollars

Published Friday, March 6th, 2020

A new fundraising email from presidential hopeful Amy Klobuchar explains that, if every supporter gave just one dollar, Senator Klobuchar’s campaign would have fifteen more dollars to work with.

“I don’t think people understand that even the smallest contributions make a difference,” said Klobuchar’s campaign manager, Justin Buoen. “Every dollar adds up. A dollar here, a dollar there. Then you’ve got two dollars. Add another dollar, on a good day, that’s three dollars. You can see where I’m going with this.”

“It’s an exciting time for Amy’s supporters,” said campaign advisor Brigit Helgen. “We’re trying to let everyone on our mailing list know what an enormous difference they could make. I mean, if someone donates $15, that, like, doubles the budget. People should be proud of that.”

At press time, a new fundraising email explained that if every Klobuchar supporter spread the word to just one of their friends, thirty people would know about Amy.

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