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According to trusted sources, the anonymous STD notification junior Ty Horton just received could realistically only be from like one or two people.
“‘A sexual partner has recently tested positive for an STD and is notifying you via anonymous message. Brown Health Services strongly recommends you to get STD tested as soon as possible.’ Jeez, I really have no idea who this could be about,” Horton said as he looked up from reading the message off his phone, even though he had only had sex with a couple of people in the last several months. “It really could be from anybody.”
“‘Testing is the only way to be sure you could have an STD and get treatment if necessary.’ Well, even if it’s a total mystery who sent me the message, I guess I’ll just have to go Health Services tomorrow,” Horton continued, despite the fact that he literally only could’ve gotten the message from one of two people he had recently hooked up with. “Maybe Health Services will be able to give me a little more clarity.”
“I guess I may never know who sent me the notification,” Horton concluded, surely realizing that the message could only be from either his ex-girlfriend Kathy or Brooke, whom he had hooked up with a couple weeks ago. “As long as I can get treatment, it’s not too big a deal. I just wish whoever it was had just told me up front.”
At press time, the anonymous tip received by the local police could realistically only be from a suspect who was clearly the murderer.
