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An anteater has recently made clear that he does in fact have other hobbies that do not include eating ants.
“You know, it’s really frustrating to be typecast,” said the anteater, slurping up a line of ants. “How come frogs, pandas, and ponies all get off the hook, and meanwhile I’m forced into this narrow classification. It’s complete bullshit.”
“Just because some explorer saw me eating ants one time doesn’t mean it’s the only thing I do,” said the anteater, using his lengthy proboscis to vacuum up some more ants. “And so what if it was? Couldn’t he at least have come up with a more creative name?”
“What other hobbies? Well, for starters, the other day I accidentally ate a roly-poly,” added the anteater. “I also have this podcast about sports betting, which you should check out. We’re going to be on Spotify soon.”
At press time, a roadrunner wanted people to know it actually is pretty into cycling.
