Partly Cloudy, 64°
Surprised sources indicated that oh shit, apparently it’s good news that local friend Sophia Adams is pregnant.
“I’m expecting!!!” said Adams, who apparently was not only ready for parenthood but was excited about it for some reason. “I’m due in November!”
“I’ve been starting to shop for cribs, toys, and even art supplies!” added Adams, seemingly unfazed by the physical and financial burden having a baby was probably going to present. “I’m so excited!”
“I think carrying a baby around in my body all the time is going to be so magical,” announced Adams, to whom the entire concept of a baby seemed very abstract. “I need to start planning a baby shower!"
At press time, apparently it is bad news that your friend’s dad is getting remarried.
