An area man has decided that he’s going to go for one more roll on those jeans, sources report. “I just couldn’t decide if I should stick with the conservative double roll, or really go crazy and try for a third roll,” said junior Mark Davis. “But when I looked down at my new patterned wool socks and the way they nested perfectly under my second-hand selvedge denim jeans, I just knew that a glorious mid-calf jean roll was the perfect way to show them off." At press time, Davis was seen unbuttoning one more button than usual on his shirt.

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