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Area Man Gonna Go For One More Roll On Those Jeans

Published Friday, December 7th, 2018

An area man has decided that he’s going to go for one more roll on those jeans, sources report. “I just couldn’t decide if I should stick with the conservative double roll, or really go crazy and try for a third roll,” said junior Mark Davis. “But when I looked down at my new patterned wool socks and the way they nested perfectly under my second-hand selvedge denim jeans, I just knew that a glorious mid-calf jean roll was the perfect way to show them off." At press time, Davis was seen unbuttoning one more button than usual on his shirt.

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