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A new study published Wednesday reveals that just ten minutes of daily meditation can decrease stress for up to ten minutes per day. “Our results give strong evidence that practicing mindfulness can have a profound impact on the mind for the entire time spent practicing mindfulness,” said lead researcher Dr.
An area man has decided that he’s going to go for one more roll on those jeans, sources report. “I just couldn’t decide if I should stick with the conservative double roll, or really go crazy and try for a third roll,” said junior Mark Davis.
Sources report that the mustached pool player in Faunce is clearly just Christina Paxson taking part in some undercover boss reality TV show. Paxson, whose disguise consisted only of a lopsided adhesive mustache and a backwards baseball cap, could be found challenging students to pool in Faunce over the past several days, using a slightly deeper voice and introducing herself as “Chris.”
“Her subpar pool skills were the first giveaway,” said one student who was challenged by Paxson yesterday.
With her first midterms quickly approaching, busy freshman Lindsay Mornet has decided to watch lecture capture at 2x speed to learn absolutely nothing twice as fast.
“If your course has lecture capture, you can actually set it to play at up to twice the speed,” Mornet said.
After its annual fiscal evaluation, University administrators are now debating whether educating students is still a viable business plan for the upcoming year.
“The evaluation revealed that an overwhelming majority of the University’s expenses are educational in nature,” said Theresia Gouw, Treasurer of the University.
Explaining that he had no idea how much time was passing as he searched for a table, sophomore Brian Patel inadvertently completed the Ratty challenge on Thursday.
“I knew that I’d been doing laps for a while but I didn’t really start to think anything was out of the ordinary until it got dark outside,” Patel reported.
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