Eyeing an obviously grizzled piece of steak on his plate, Providence man Patrick Lupone concluded that he was going to have to use his back teeth on this one. “Yup my front teeth are definitely no match for this piece,” said Lupone, self aware enough to know exactly the kind of teeth he’d need for this job. “This is a job for the big flat ones I’ve got in the back. I’m just going to have to really grind this piece down.” At press time, Lupone was still chewing.

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