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Area Man Hears Spunky Bass Riff Every Time Conversation Ends

Published Friday, April 22nd, 2022

Area man Roger Greene, just trying to find his way in this world with the help of his four zany siblings and their dog Rocko, has been hearing upbeat bass riffs just about every time he wants to cut away to a new life scene. “I don’t know, ever since my parents left me and my siblings for the circus, everything has felt…just weird,” said Greene, clearly attempting to cleverly sneak some exposition into his dialogue. “And now, every day just feels like another marvelous misadventure of the Greene Team! We can be a rowdy bunch, but we always stick together, no matter what.” At press time, Greene has been pausing for laugh tracks every time he drops a witty one-liner.

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