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Area Man Just Winging Spelling Of “Restaurant”

Published Friday, September 15th, 2017

Cautiously rewriting alternative spellings of the word “restaurant,” area man Tim Reznikoff found himself just winging it. “This word always trips me up so I’m just gonna try my best,” sighed Reznikoff, explaining that he remembers there being an ‘au’ somewhere but wasn’t sure if it came in the middle or the end. “After ‘rest-’, it’s really a free-for-all. I’ll just toss in an ‘er’ and see if that looks better.” At press time, Reznikoff was erasing all the letters he had haphazardly thrown down so he could try again from the beginning.

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