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Area Man Not Using That Chair, Go Wild Buddy

Published Friday, March 11th, 2022

Sources report that area man Sam Foss isn’t using that chair, go wild buddy. “Nah, I’m not using it, go crazy,” said Foss, who wasn’t using the chair. “Cut loose. Have a blast. Knock yourself out. Make a mess. Take ’er for a spin. Shoot your shot. Go for broke. Live out loud. Veni, vidi, vici.” At press time, a local woman wasn’t in line, no, it’s all yours, go for it.

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