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Area Man Presses AC Button On Calculator Several Times Just In Case

Published Friday, September 17th, 2021

Rapidly punching the button with his right thumb, area man John Bates pressed the AC button on his calculator several times just in case. “I’m just being cautious, there’s no loss in that,” said Bates while adding many parentheses where he didn’t need them. “Well, I wouldn’t want to mess up my next calculations and have to start over, so I’m going to give it four or five more pushes so I can rest easy.” At press time, Bates pressed “Save” a few extra times on his Word document, just to be safe.

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