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The Brown Noser

Tao Burga Montoya

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Area Man Presses AC Button On Calculator Several Times Just In Case | Sep 17 2021

Rapidly punching the button with his right thumb, area man John Bates pressed the AC button on his calculator several times just in case. “I’m just being cautious, there’s no loss in that,” said Bates while adding many parentheses where he didn’t need them.

Six-Year-Old With Stick Menace To Society | Sep 17 2021

Picking up a stick from the ground, area six-year-old Benjamin Dawson quickly became a menace to civil society. “Ben has always loved the outdoors,” Benjamin’s mom Sherry Dawson said with a warm smile while her son hit everything in sight with his stick.