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Friends of Jordan Dally ’23 have reported that despite being fully aware of the last two years, Dally continues to make plans for the summer.
“He’s always saying things about how we should plan a trip to Costa Rica and meet up at clubs after our internships. It’s like he’s been in a coma for two years,” said Dally’s friend Grace Friedman. “What makes him think any of us will even be alive by then?”
“Every time we ask him how he’s so ready to put down a nonrefundable deposit on some kayaking trip, he just says this ‘whole thing’ is gonna blow over in two weeks,” Friedman continued, shaking her head. “He’s been saying that for like eight months now.”
At press time, Dally was hoping to loop a music festival into those plans too.
