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The Brown Noser

Area Woman Finally Reads Article She Opened In New Tab Last February

Published Friday, April 20th, 2018

Having finally read in its entirety the article her friends had been talking about for ages, area woman Christina Tan congratulated herself for closing a tab she had opened last February. “I started to feel so guilty seeing the unclosed tab every time I opened Netflix that eventually I started a whole new window just for TV-watching,” said Tan, who hadn’t closed any tab or application on her computer in a full 16 months. “My computer crashed one day and I thought it had closed all my tabs — but thank God for restoring previous sessions, otherwise that article would’ve been gone for good.” Sources said that soon after, Tan rediscovered an old window with 23 tabs open to various sources used for an essay she had completed back in freshman year.

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