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The Brown Noser

Area Woman Posts Selfie Hidden Amid Eight Photos Of Food And Windows

Published Friday, September 16th, 2022

According to recent Instagram sources, area woman Jess Neeky just posted a sultry selfie watered down by several lukewarm photos she picked randomly from her camera roll. “In truth, I just wanted people to think I had accidentally dropped it in there,” said Neeky in a low whisper like some kind of secret agent. “The post was really more about the other pictures I had put in there, though,” she lied. “I hope everyone enjoyed that photo I added of that open window with the shades blowing in the wind. I just don’t want people to think I’m trying too hard.” At press time, everyone thought Neeky was trying too hard.

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