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Citing the finding as a momentous occasion in the study of terrestrial bodies, astronomers at NASA have reportedly discovered a nearby Earth-like planet whose topographical features are the exact shape, form, and all-around likeness of comedian Billy Crystal’s face and head. “It is with great pleasure that we announce the discovery of a planet within our own galaxy that has the potential to support Earth-like ecosystems,” said NASA Administrator Charles Bolden, who lauded the discovery of the new planet that happens to be virtually identical to the “When Harry Met Sally” star and nine-time Academy Award host, except planet-sized. “This is the first planet to be discovered within a nearby solar system that might harbor some form of intelligent life. It is also the first planet ever discovered that looks exactly like Billy Crystal from the neck up.” After further investigating photographs of the planet, Bolden announced that the terrestrial body in fact has over 90 different moons, all of which also look exactly like Billy Crystal.
