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Aunt On Facebook Now Commenting “I Miss You!” On Timelines Of Total Strangers

Published Friday, April 21st, 2017

According to multiple members of her family, local aunt Susan Woodrow has recently been writing loving posts on the timelines of total strangers.

“Hope you’re enjoying school!! -Aunt Suze,” Woodrow posted on the profile of Taylor Haidan, a Missouri college student to whom she has no connections.

“I don’t know Taylor personally, but I can tell he’s a great young man, so I wanted to check in with him,” Woodrow said. Haiden told reporters that he found it odd that she posted on his wall, but that it was so genuine he liked it anyway.

Yesterday was a prolific day for Woodrow. On a picture of a recently married couple from Scotland, she commented, “You two look soo beautiful!!!!! Hope to see you soon XOXOXO.” She then reportedly posted a video of puppies playing outside on the timeline of Ross Mondale, an executive at Goldman Sachs. “I know how much you love your furry friends!!!” she commented beneath it. “Happy Spring!”

Friends of Woodrow confirmed this morning that she has also begun lovingly posting on the timelines of celebrities. On a photograph Adele performing a concert in Stockholm, she wrote, “Great job in your show honey! Sorry we missed it! Say hi to mom and dad for me <3”

At press time, Woodrow was sharing photos she found online of random grandchildren.

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