Sources report that local Aunt Ada Dickens has gotten a dog, but it’s not one of the cute ones. “When I heard Auntie Ada got a new dog, I was pretty excited,” explained nephew Pete Monroe, expressing frustration that his Aunt had for some reason opted for a dinky breed with beady eyes, gangly legs, and a baseball-sized head. “She really could have gone with a labrador or a corgi, but nope, she went with one of the little, unpleasant ones.” At press time, the ugly little creature would just not stop yipping.
Aunt's Dog Not One Of The Cute Ones
Published Friday, March 6th, 2020