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Aw Man, My Bad. I Don't Know What's Up With Me Today by The Guy You're Throwing A Frisbee With

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019

Ah, crap. Sorry, dude. That was way off. I don’t know what’s up with me today. My forehand’s usually pretty tight. This is so weird. Maybe I’ll just stick to the backhand. The old trusty backhand, she never fails me.

Fuck, now even my backhand’s failing me, haha. I guess today is just one of those days. Sorry, dude. No, yeah, sorry. I know I don’t need to apologize. It’s cool. It’s just -- I’m just usually better than this. Like, you’ve seen me play. I feel like I usually hold my own. I don’t know, who knows, maybe I’ve just sucked this entire time, hahaha. Nah, nah, I know. It’s chill.

Aaand ok, got some air on this one. Watch it. Keep your eyes on it. Watch, it’s gonna fall that way. It’s gonna curve right on back to you, I swear. Wait for it. Wait for it. It’s coming. Oh -- Oh fuck. I’m sorry man. Sometimes those ones that go super high float right down to you. No way of predicting it. Usually, that’s what happens for me though. Nice job trying to track it though. Not an easy task with my lousy ass haha.

Nice throw! Did you see that sky? It was like 3 feet off the ground at least. If only my throwing was as good at my catching, right? Alright, let’s try this again. Aaand -- FUCK. Shit. What the hell is going on here? Nah, well I mean. No. No. Never mind. No, it’s just, I don’t know, I feel like you could’ve caught that. No, oh my god, it’s totally okay. I’m sorry. That’s my bad.

Oh my god, wow, that was atrocious. No question whose fault that was. Completely my bad, man. Super sorry about that. Ooooweee, wow. That’s bottom 10. Honestly, I think my pinky might be fucked up. It’s been hurting all day I just didn’t think it was a big deal but I think it might actually be affecting me. Like, look. Look at how I’m holding the disk. My grip should be much more firm, but I don’t think my pinky is letting it happen. Should I go to health services? I’m gonna go to health services. Yo, let’s totally throw later this week though when I’m back to normal, yeah?

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