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According to reports 1,500 miles off the western coast of the United States, a Category 5 hurricane is currently barreling through a random part of the Pacific Ocean far away from any landmass.
“Hurricane Justine just slammed an uninhabited part of the Pacific Ocean and it has showed no signs of letting up,” Weather Channel meteorologist Jefferson Gallworth said, adding that Justine, which occurred in the middle of the ocean and will affect literally no one, will at its height pack 145-mile-an-hour winds and water surges of up to 40 feet. “This is a mean storm.”
“Anything in Justine’s way will likely be destroyed or flooded,” Gallworth added about the storm that will die before even traveling anywhere near a place where human beings live. “This is one of the nastiest hurricanes on record, and something tells me we’ll be talking about the effects of Justine for quite a while.”
Gallworth and a panel of 50 bi-partisan experts then spent the rest of his program giving an extensive analysis of whether Hurricane Justine was caused by climate change or not.
