According to breaking reports, it’s been a tough season and I know we’ve had our differences, but there’s no way we can win this game without you on the team. All reports indicate that those other guys are pretty big, but they don’t have our secret weapon—they don’t have you.

Sources from across the field confirm that you’re a Valley Cat. You’ve always been a Valley Cat.

Citing the fact that the younger players have always looked up to you, and there’s no way we could have made it this far without you, sources said that you’re the heart of this team and without you, things just don’t make sense out there. According to breaking reports, the Central High players are over there in their fancy new uniforms and they think they’re hot shit. The report also said that they don’t know what’s coming to them.

Sources wondered if they were going to see a real Valley Cat game today, and added that it won’t be a Valley Cat game without you on the field. It definitely won’t be a Valley Cat victory without you, said sources.

Breaking reports indicate that this is no time to hold grudges or dwell on the past, because right now what matters is football, and you know football. Reports are asserting that right now, football is all that matters–the feel of the leather on your skin, the crowd, your team supporting you. Sources know you remember how that feels. They know you miss it more than anything.

At press time, your team is out there waiting for you. Sources indicate that it’s up to you–do you wanna play some football?

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