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Berks On Thayer Never Not Having Blowout Sale

Published Friday, December 3rd, 2021

Noticing the deluge of fliers advertising the shoe store’s 50% off event, sources report that Berks on Thayer Street is never not having a ginormous blowout sale. “Every time I walk past, there’s a separate blowout sale being advertised,” said Marcy Logan ’22, observing the neon-colored posters that are perpetually plastered across the establishment’s windows. “No matter what, they’re always trying to get rid of a ton of the previous season’s styles.” At press time, your mom was never not wanting to browse their selection when she visits.

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