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Bottle Of Hand Soap Entering Stage Where You Really Have To Pump It

Published Friday, December 16th, 2022

According to the residents of a Transit Street apartment, the bottle of hand soap in the bathroom is entering the stage where you really have to pump it. “There’s not much in there so this is gonna take some work,” said Marnie Sprock, rolling up her sleeves and vigorously pumping the bottle’s plastic spout in an effort to extract the scant drops of soap congealed at the bottom. “Ouch! I’m getting cramps.” At press time, the hand towel in the bathroom was entering the stage where it smells really bad.

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