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Brown Announces Plans To Let Construction Guys Play With Equipment In The Big Pit For Ever And Ever And Ever

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019

Surrounded by the delightful hustle and bustle of an active construction site, University spokesperson Glen Campbell announced Thursday that the University plans to let the construction guys play with their equipment in the big pit for ever and ever and ever. “Though the University initially began this project with the goal of building a new Performing Arts Center, after seeing how much fun all the guys were having in this huge pit with their awesome equipment, we scrapped those plans and decided to let them go nuts,” Campbell yelled over the din of heavy machinery in the construction pit. “Between the fun these guys are having and how much everyone enjoys watching them through the windows we put in the fence, it’s win-win to just let them horse around for ever and ever and ever.” At press time, hell yes, the big tower crane was moving!

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