In the Brown Opinion Project’s most recent groundbreaking survey, they ask respondents if they’d rather win the Nobel Peace Prize, or get framed for murder. “We wanted to ask a question that would really challenge our respondents,” said B.O.P. president Chuck Scoots, leaning back while interlacing his hands behind his head. “We were aiming for a real 50/50 split. We’re still counting the votes, but we think this one was a real stumper. That’s what we do here. You see, we shine a mirror back at society. We print the truth, because the media won’t do it, that’s for sure,” said Scoots while high-fiving a coworker. “We’re pretty used to watching people spend a good deal of time on this one. We let them take as much time as they need.” At press time, Scoots announced their next survey will ask respondents if they’d rather have super speed, or have all their friends die.

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