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Brown Opinion Project Wants To Know How You Would Rank The Number Three On A Scale Of One To Ten

Published Friday, March 15th, 2024

According to their latest poll, Brown Opinion Project wants to know how you would rank the number three on a scale of one to ten.

“Fill out your name, grade, gender, and political leanings so we can accurately map the demographic opinions of the number three on a scale of one to ten,” stated Brown Opinion Project reporter Kennedy Huff to a crowd of passersby on the Main Green who had never considered how they would rank one number versus another. “It’s a quick survery that’ll really benefit our knowledge of the student body’s number preferences on a number scale.”

“I think the number three will rank at about seven out of ten once we finish collecting all our responses,” Huff added, scrolling through an Excel table of student rankings of the number three. “Right now, our respondents’ average ranking of the number three is around six-point-three, but our average respondent grade level is skewed towards underclassmen. Upperclassmen tend to rank the number three higher on a scale of one to ten, so once we get more upperclassman respondents, we expect that the final ranking will increase.”

At press time, Brown Opinion Project was also wondering what was your opinion on euthanasia.

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