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Constantly striving to support students as they seek employment opportunities, the CareerLAB is proud to offer the unparalleled service of some sophomore named Kiera looking over your resume.
“Our main priority is providing students with the resources and guidance they need to seamlessly enter the workforce," said CareerLAB Director Matthew Donato, watching 19-year-old Kiera, who hasn’t even declared a concentration yet, scan the resume of a 22-year-old senior desperately applying for jobs.“That’s exactly why we brought in Kiera as a Peer Career Advisor, whatever the hell that means.”
“We know that most students expect to meet with an adult professional who actually specializes in career counseling,” added Donato, witnessing sophomore Kiera, who has been in college for almost three semesters, nod profusely and repeatedly tell the senior that her resume “looks good.” “But Kiera is great. She’s caught like five typos since she started working here! And she’s always available to look over your resume, unless it’s a Thursday night. She has section then.”
At press time, Brown Health Services happily supported students by dispatching an EMS team consisting of some sophomore you met at a party once, a senior in your Creative Nonfiction class, and that kid who’s always napping in the Barus & Holley lobby.
