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Over the past week, super chill Brown student Roberta Smith has informed multiple friends and classmates that she genuinely doesn’t care about her final exam for that one really intense Political Science class she’s taking, seriously she didn’t even study at all, she promises.
“Roberta told me that she really wasn’t going to study like, 10 times, when we got lunch together yesterday,” said Smith’s close friend Will Johnson, who is in the same PoliSci class. “But also the other day in class I saw a super detailed study guide in her folder, so I’m not entirely convinced.”
That same day, multiple sources reported overhearing her announce her plan not to study. “Yeah, she just turned to me and said loudly, ‘I promise. I’m just gonna take it and not stress.’” Anderson continued. “And I was like, ‘Wow. I wish I could be that chill.’ But then the next day she posted a random selfie on her snapchat story and I could tell that she was in the Rock stacks, so like, how chill is she really?”
At press time, Anderson insisted that the test wasn’t even that hard, seriously it was so easy, didn’t you think so too?
