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The Brown Noser

Chip That Slipped Out Of Hand Slowly Sinking Beneath Guacamole Surface

Published Friday, September 15th, 2017

After plunging his tortilla chip too deep into a bowl of guacamole, Jeremy Rafter watched helplessly as it slipped out of his hand and slowly sunk beneath the guacamole surface. “Everything happened so quickly,” said Rafter, losing sight of the last visible corner of the chip. “I had loaded too much guacamole on it and wasn’t expecting that added weight so I completely lost my grip. I tried to save it using another chip but it was just too far gone.” At press time, everyone was avoiding the submerged chip as they loaded their own chips with guacamole.

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