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The students of Mrs. Henley’s algebra class really came together during fourth period to make their substitute teacher Genevieve Stockmann feel like absolute shit, sources confirm.
“Phoebe pretended to be me and I pretended to be Phoebe,” said student Monica Riu, adding that she drew a picture of Stockmann in a nursing home and passed it up to the front desk with the help of her peers, some of whom added insults about the teacher’s age in order to make her feel old and undesirable. “None of us sat in our assigned seats. Ms. Suckmann totally fell for it."
Riu added, "Our class rules.”
In a grassroots effort, all 22 students cooperated with one another to capitalize on every opportunity to steal the eraser, turn off the room lights, and refer to Stockmann as “sir,” ensuring that their substitute teacher left her job feeling like an utter failure.
“I wrote ‘Suckmann is fugly’ on the whiteboard before class,” said student Phillip Singh, whose classmates stood lookout while he made Stockmann’s day worse. “It was so funny. When she saw, she started to get mad but then just looked like she was gonna cry.”
“Those kids are just terrible,” said Stockmann after the students orchestrated a synchronized mouth fart to undermine her during lecture. “They kept telling me that their teacher lets them chew gum in class. They called me a bitch when my back was turned. I give up.”
Stockman added, “I’ll be writing a note of negative feedback for Mrs. Henley to read.”
At press time, Stockmann finally just put on a movie and waited for class to end.
