Selling: Half a ham sandwich
from lunch yesterday. Has been
refrigerated. Can add mayo for
Seeking: Someone to lock my front
door. I left it open this morning.
Please call 555-314-7903.
TUTOR: Will tutor for adding,
subtracting, sports, gardening, gym,
and extra curriculars. Please contact
firstname.lastname@example.org for more info.
Sarah, I love you more than anyone
else in the entire world, and I want
to spend the rest of my life with you.
Will you marry me? Call me at 432-
343-3323 if yes.
BUYING: Willing to pay $45.
That’s the highest I’ll go. I’m sorry,
but I can’t justify any more than
Wanted: Lawn Mower
A piece of equipment, not someone
who mows lawns. I’m already pretty
damn good at mowing lawns.
MEMBERS: Please come see a
fun show with singing. You will be
compensated. $10 for half-show, $20
for full, $25 for full plus clapping.