Sources report that Daniel, the guy from your Introduction to Literary Theory course, was definitely a leash child when he was younger. “I mean, just look at him. Every time the professor makes a joke, Daniel laughs ridiculously hard. It’s pretty obvious that he just wants the attention, which is classic leash child,” stated fellow classmate Rebecca Straus, as Daniel tried to get her attention by repeatedly poking her in the back with a pencil. “The other day, he raised his hand to answer a question, but then he started to hop up and down in his seat and wave when the professor didn’t call on him first. The dude needs to calm the fuck down. Total leash child behavior.” At press time, Daniel’s leash child status was confirmed when he said “present” during attendance.

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