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Club Desperately Extends Application Deadline Until 2027

Published Friday, October 27th, 2023

Brown Mergers and Acquisitions of Acquisitions Club recently announced it has moved its application deadline back to 2027.

“Despite the incredibly high volume of interest and applications, we are generously extending our application deadline to November 2027,” said Jackson Wainscott III, club President, Vice President, Treasurer, Social Media Manager, and Director of Diversity Equity & Inclusion. “We’ve received an unprecedented amount of applications, and, actually, we need more time to look at these applications, because there are so many applications.”

“We encourage you to apply,” said Wainscott, speaking to a visiting highschooler. “M&AofA club is an all-inclusive, highly exclusive, pre-professional organization suited for only the most elite thinkers and businesspeople.”

Sources report that the club’s Instagram page doubled its followers in only one day, after Wainscott’s mother followed the account. Wainscott’s mother could not be reached for comment.

At press time, the club had merged with five other consulting clubs, and now had three members.

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