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According to a recent report, while pulling an all-nighter in the Blue Room, computer science freak Greg Fastle was visibly confused as to why people kept patting him on the back.
“I mean, I got my R Studio environment to read a .csv file, group the vector elements and run a two way ANOVA on the categorical data, but I still haven’t rasterized the continuous numerical frame into a parsimonious workflow so I don’t know what everyone is so proud of me for,” said Fastle, unknowingly standing in silent yet steadfast solidarity with campus protesters. “Do they know I’m struggling to get ggplot to visualize my analysis structure in 4-dimensional cyberspace? Are they making fun of me?”
“Yeah sure, when I run arrays on embedded systems the chunk size doesn’t cause a bottleneck in the downstream protocol anymore, but I still have issues allocating disk space for PGLS mediated elements, so all the pity hugs just make me feel like shit,” continued Fastle, singing along with all the other protestors but only because the song got stuck in his head. “My BIOS literally still requires a bandwidth-analog override.”
At press time, a student with IBS was unknowingly occupying the University Hall bathroom.
