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Conversation Consists Entirely of Television Show Titles

Published Friday, October 30th, 2015

Entering its fourth minute, a conversation between five friends in the Blue Room has so far consisted entirely of the titles of various television shows.

“How To Get Away With Murder,” said Kara Weaver ’17, continuing the group’s pattern of only mentioning the titles of television shows before continuing on to further titles.

Though the conversation started when Weaver asked Nick Peretti ’17 what television shows he was watching, sources report that since Peretti’s response of “Gilmore Girls,” the conversation has consisted solely of television show titles and the television show titles that other television show titles make the group think of.

“Bojack Horseman?” said Weaver’s boyfriend, Javon Anderson ’16, to the group.

“Bojack Horseman!” responded every member of the group in unison.

Sources report the conversation appeared to be on the brink of ending when Iris Chu ’16 said the title of the FOX network television show “Empire," as the group paused uncomfortably for a few moments. Eventually, however, members of the group continued listing even more television show titles.

“Netflix’s Daredevil,” said various members of the group.

“Narcos,” said Weaver.

“Gossip Girl,” Weaver added.

At press time, the group had come to the agreement that “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.”

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