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Cool Rabbi Wears Yarmulke Backwards

Published Friday, September 14th, 2018

Attempting to show everyone how hip he is, cool rabbi Zachariah Arditi reports that he’s started to wear his yarmulke backwards. “It’s important for me to reach out to the younger generation and bold fashion statements are a great way to do that,” Rabbi Arditi said, unaware that rotating his yarmulke 180 degrees was a completely imperceptible fashion choice. “See, now the kids know that I can relate to and understand them.” At press time, Rabbi Arditi was confident the funky dog-patterned socks he was wearing but that nobody could see would show everyone that he loved to have fun.

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