According to recent reports, that cowboy over there’s real darn curious what a darlin’ little lady like you is doin’ in a saloon like this. “Now howdy there, little lady. I ain’t one to intrude,” he said, tipping his straw hat and twirling the pistols on each of his hips. “But I just couldn’t help but be wonderin’ what a sweet little cowgirl like you’s doin’ in these parts. This ain’t no place to be foolin’ around. Look-ee here, just last week we had a gang of bandits come on into town. Little lady, I’m no sheriff myself, but when it comes to doin’ a quick draw with some bandits, yes sirree, I’m quite the lawman." At press time, the cowboy paid for a shot of whisky with one big, heavy coin.

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