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According to recent reports, that cowboy over there’s real darn curious what a darlin’ little lady like you is doin’ in a saloon like this. “Now howdy there, little lady. I ain’t one to intrude,” he said, tipping his straw hat and twirling the pistols on each of his hips.
According to a recent report from Mom, pork chops tonight! “It’s pork chop night tonight, everyone,” Mom announced recently, only to be met with disinterested reactions from the entirety of the family, who have pork chops on the same day of the week, every week. “I hope everyone’s hungry for pork chops because it’s pork chops tonight!” At press time, Mom was gearing up the slow cooker.
According to a recent report from the family dinner table, Grandma didn’t mean it like that.
“Come on, sweetheart, you know Grandma just says those things sometimes,” area mother Christine Wilkins said to her daughter. “But she’s your grandma, so you have to be nice to her.
Area woman Emma Waters recently announced that she listened to a podcast about that once. “Yeah, I totally listened to a podcast about that once,” shared Waters during a casual conversation among friends when the subject of whales came up, adding that the podcast definitely had something to do with water animals and the hosts really knew what they were doing.
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