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The Brown Noser

Crayon Eaten

Published Friday, September 22nd, 2023

In a troubling scene out of Fox Point Day Care this past Tuesday, six-year-old Willow Reaves finally made good on her repeated threats to eat one of her 110 Crayola crayons.
“Yeah, she got into the crayon box this morning,” said a witness on the scene, junior teacher Miss Jenna, as she swept wax shards off the floor. “I tried to stop her. But she gets like this sometimes.” Miss Jenna shrugged as Willow stuck her colorful hand back in for more inedible wax coloring tools.
At press time, Willow washed the crayon down with Elmer’s glue.

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