According to sources at the Ratty this morning, a crumpled napkin on one of the tables was scaring everyone off. “The napkin had clearly been used,” said junior Edgar Martin, one of the many students who started walking toward the table but saw the napkin and turned around. “And it was probably there because it was stuck to something sticky. I wasn’t going to chance it. Sure, it was the lunch rush and the table was prime real estate, but I figured I’d just play it safe and search for a spot in the back.”” Sources report that no one was even going close to another table that had an abandoned cup on it.

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