Local sources have reported a car driving around Providence with an incomprehensible vanity plate. “I’m really not sure what it’s trying to say,” reported eyewitness Moses Liddle, trying to decipher what TO0P1E could possibly mean. “Is he trying to say toupee? Too Pie? Who would spend money on this?”

At press time, the owner of a car without a license plate has been determined to be either a victim of a crime or sovereign citizen.

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