Sunday, May 5, 2024
Partly Cloudy icon Partly Cloudy, 64°

The Brown Noser

Dad Just Gonna Watch The Suitcases While Everyone Grabs Food

Published Friday, April 14th, 2023

On Saturday evening in Boston Logan Airport, area dad Jim Ferguson reported that he was just gonna watch the suitcases while everyone grabs food.

“Go on ahead you guys. I’ll stay here with the bags,” said Ferguson, distributing backpacks and jackets to claim all the chairs around him. “Just get me a burger, and I’ll eat when you get back.”

“You heard what the speaker said: ‘please don’t leave any luggage unattended.’ We can’t break that rule,” continued Ferguson, securing a foam travel pillow around his neck and kicking his legs up on a carry-on. “I know you guys are hungry, so I can stay.”

Half an hour later, Ferguson’s family returned to find their dad fast asleep with his mouth agape, leaning on a tower of backpacks.

Article tools

Search The Brown Noser

  • Loading…