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Noting that he leaned too far forward at the table, sources have confirmed that dad Jeffrey Washburn loudly enumerated all of his favorite bass players at dinner tonight. “John Paul Jones second. Paul McCartney third. Jack Bruce fourth,” Washburn said, adding that he’d probably throw Noel Redding and Billy Cox in there for good measure. “No, wait, no. Bruce third, McCartney fourth. Matter of fact, get McCartney out of there altogether, what the hell. Okay, so Chris Squire fourth, Geddy Lee fifth—oh my god, fucking Geddy Lee! Geddy Lee, man.” At press time, Washburn could be seen pulling out his old Fender Jazzmaster, just to see if he still had it in him.
