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Guests at the Millers’ house report that the family’s dearly missed cat Oscar has been forever immortalized in the password to the family’s WiFi network. “I really had bad cell service, so they told me to connect to ‘Miller Home’ with the password ‘OscarOurGrouch212,‘” said neighbor Bob Westwood, who later realized that the 14-digit string enshrined the memory of the Millers’ late cat. “I had no idea I was participating in a requiem to their feline friend.” At press time, the sanctity of the memorial password was lost on a house guest struggling to get the capital letters right.
