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Sources report that despite his turned-on headlights, his lack of swaying, and the wheel’s responsive steering, the driver of one car on Interstate 95 is inexplicably asleep.
“That car is perfectly in the lane and hasn’t swerved once," said Jamie King, a driver sharing the road with the man who is actually managing to drive defensively despite being unconscious. "How is this possible? Look at the driver’s eyes. They’re definitely closed. He is literally passed out with his head on the dashboard.”
Even though the man is drooling all over the wheel, sources are reporting he’s managing to signal his turns and even waved to thank another driver for letting him pass.
As of press time, the driver awoke and immediately crashed into a police station.
