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Econ Major Shows Up In Full Tuxedo For Goldman Sachs Recruiting Session

Published Friday, October 26th, 2018

At Goldman Sachs’ Fall 2018 recruiting session, sophomore Economics concentrator Mike Lewis showed up in a full tuxedo, sources report.

“In order to network successfully, you have to make an impression,” Lewis said, adding, "This was just a logical and completely reasonable response to the situation. I even spritzed a little cologne on the cuffs. And this bowtie? 100% silk.”

Fellow attendees were reportedly envious of Lewis’ fashion statement.

“I should’ve done that!” admitted BEO/CS concentrator Ernie Bright. “I thought a tie with a sports coat and khakis was business casual, but I knew I should’ve thrown on that cravat I was saving for McKinsey. He’s totally convinced the junior analysts to hire him now.”

At press time, Lewis bought a vintage top hat for his upcoming interview.

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