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English Concentrator Desperately Trying To Squeeze One More Piece Out Of Trip To New York City

Published Friday, March 11th, 2022

English Nonfiction concentrator Jeanette McDoon is desperately trying to think of just one more anecdote to write about from her weekend in NYC. “Oh god, please, please. I can’t write about the bridges or hotdogs or pigeons anymore,” lamented McDoon as she tried to think of a single aspect about her trip that she hadn’t already regurgitated in a previous essay. “I just need one more stupid idea. I already wrote about my ferry ride, but maybe I can write a piece about how it felt to see the Statue of Liberty from the ferry? No, I know! I’ll write about the taxi ride I took to get to the ferry!” At press time, McDoon was booking a trip to Los Angeles so she would have something else to write about next semester.

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