During the brief window in which their professor left his desktop projected, students reportedly psychoanalyzed every detail available.

“The first thing I saw was a cluster of attachments in the bottom left corner,” said student Henry Sporell, who was engaged in class for the first time all period. “To me, it suggests a sort of internal disorder. Or perhaps images that fuel an affair?”

“I personally found the dog screensaver captivating,” said Anna Rabenovitz, who seized on every last morsel of information available. “He must also have some photos of his family, why did he prioritize the dog? Is he feeling disconnected?”

In other news, the class was also filled with anticipation as their professor typed “p” into his search bar.

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